Knickers the giant dogcow, I have to do a wee, green boots and donkey time.

Settle down, it’s just society.

We are tragically stood up by Michael DiMercurio and the audience is torn and confused.

Ever wondered how many Santos there are, well you'll find out. We introduce a new section of the show......Ranto.

The mouse war draws to a tragic and sad end with the introduction of chemical warfare.....speaking of wars, slap wars and how to become a world champion.

I'm tired and have to do a wee.

We meet Knickers the giant dog cow, Zucchini the enormous man child playing rugby player Mr Stinky and the ring cleaning sign

We finish up with donkey time and green boots and Santos favourite bringing it all into the gutter.

All that and more!

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