1412 Wrestling Episode 38: Austin/Bars v Buu/Tyson

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1412 Wrestling Episode 38 - Mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market

This week, 1412 Wrestling brings the chaos to the Englishtown Flea Market for an unforgettable night of action-packed matches and dramatic confrontations.

The evening kicks off with a truly outrageous performance by Jem & The Holograms, setting the tone for a night of high-octane entertainment. The commentary team, joined by ring announcer Daphne Blake, previews a stacked card featuring intense rivalries and unexpected twists.

In one of the night’s highly anticipated matches, The Real Ghostbusters face off against their nemesis, Vigo the Carpathian, in a 4-on-1 handicap match. Following his brutal backstage attack last week, Lord Zedd steps into the ring against Buzz Lightyear, who’s out for revenge.

Zombie Mike Tyson faces a unique challenge in a 3-on-1 handicap match against the Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and a moose. In a thrilling multi-man bout, Norm Peterson, John 4:20, Mewtwo, and Zack Morris compete in a four-way match, with plenty of outside interference expected.

The 1412 Competitive Eating Championship is on the line in a fried chicken eating contest featuring Cocaine Bear, Heffer Wolfe, and L.A. Beast. A heated debate between Mr. Feeny and the sentient dumpster promises intellectual fireworks, with plenty of interruptions from other 1412 Wrestling personalities.

In tag team action, Paula Abdul and Jason Voorhees defend their titles in a no disqualifications elimination match against multiple teams, including Aly & AJ, Bulk & Skull, Beavis & Butt-Head, and the legendary duo of Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen. The Sword Fighting Championship is also up for grabs as The Tick defends against Gary Busey, who’s backed by the unruly Golf Cart stable.

Sonic the Hedgehog takes on wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer in a fast-paced match, with Elmer Fudd making a surprise appearance. The 1412 Stable Championship is contested between the reigning champions, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Joey Tribbiani, and the cool yet villainous On Point Kings.

A star-studded six-man tag match sees Scott Steiner, Jim Cornette, and Jesse “The Body” Ventura clash with Vince Russo, Carl Winslow, and Steve Urkel. The night also features a massive 6 vs 6 elimination match between The Foot Clan and the Tanner Family, promising high drama and intense action.

In the main event, 1412 Champion Majin Buu teams up with Electabuzz to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bars, accompanied by the entire Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade. With constant interference and combustible rivalries, this match is sure to end the night with a bang.

Don’t miss a moment of the mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market as 1412 Wrestling delivers another explosive episode filled with unforgettable moments and thrilling action. Tune in to see your favorite wrestlers go to war in the most outrageous setting yet!