Episode 12: Tentacles & Triathlons

The Monster Smash

On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Tentacles & Triathlons by Ashley Bennett. They talk perfect sexual energy, subtle messaging, funny dedications, preface, horrible fathers, the woods are scary, fucking with a child, pedo-monsters, frat boy monsters, scuttling, your sister’s vagina, milfs, furries, no touchy, take-out frequency, geniuses, a plea to HelloFresh, tentacle-daddy, great communication, 50 shades, tentacle porn, gym showers, voyeurism, the anatomy of giant chickens, how do squids poop?, wolf-mommy, double tongues, parental reactions to this podcast, switching teams, choking, it’s always the tentacles, starfish, faking orgasms, angry kissing, monster fuckers, immaculate vibes, the king of blowjobs, cock warming, soaking, two girls one cup, and Reese’s pieces! Get ready tentacle babies, we’re going back to the gym! . Where you can find us: . Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter . Email the show at [e-mail] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode . Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!