Episode 144: Gangnam Zombie

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The recipe for Gangnam Zombie
Cooking time 81 minutes

• 1 young handsome male debutante with Taekwondo skills and a crush on the female lead
• 1 difficult female lead who hasn't made a movie in 7 years and wears the noisiest shoes ever
• A dick of a boss
• A bigger dick of a building owner
• A chubby workmate of the male lead
• 2 useless security guards
• 1 petty criminal as patient zero
• A dash of COVID from a Chinese cat
• 80 minutes of constant incidental music

Add the dash of COVID to the petty criminal via a cat bite and steep in the river overnight before delivering him to Seoul, making him patient zero
Mix the male and female lead, but be careful as these ingredients do not go together, the add the mix to the office environment with a dick of a boss, the chubby coworker and the asshole building owner chasing them for the rent
Patient zero gains some attention by getting worse in public before heading to the office mall mixing the COVID virus through bites to the neck for everyone
Add a couple of comeuppances for the idiot boss and the building owner
Before bringing it all together for a very bland and obvious movie we have seen dozens of times before and better accompanied by constant annoying music
3.5/10 and I feel that is generous
Arguably the worst Korean zombie movie we have seen so far - US Magazine