Episode 185: Zompocalypse Therapy Sessions (2022)
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Zompocalypse Therapy Sessions
Follows Erica, an agoraphobic therapist, and her anxious clients who must fight to overcome their personal problems and the zompocalypse. Erica is a therapist with problems. In particular, the walking dead. She doesn't know what to advise clients in zombie situations. Between the zombie-virus lockdown and her agoraphobia, she's afraid to leave the house. Her husband Bob is cranky about being confined with her, and a zombie attack doesn't improve his mood at all. Warren, a street-smart zombie slayer, can't believe her lack of survival instincts. Erica and her anxious clients (the ones who didn't get eaten yet) must process the changes brought by the zompocalypse. And survive zombies.
How was it?
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It took 3 sittings to struggle through this horse shit. It is made awful by Blaze Lovejoy the writer (awful), director (terrible), producer (well it was made), executive producer (awful decision making) and star (ON SCREEN FOR 95% of the movie!!!!).
Conceptually the movie could be a cult classic. If it was more like As We Know It this could have worked. But no, it is not like that at all. She hogs the screen for 95% of the movie. She cannot act. She looks down the lens on a dozen occasions. She cannot direct. The writing is awful. You just want Erica to die.
If this was a comedy there were no jokes. It is not funny, other than conceptually.
There are some movies that are so bad they are good. This is not one of them. This movie is so bad period. I want a refund, and the 90 mins of my life back.
2/10 (and they should be thankful for that)
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