Episode 219: I’m Gonna Make this Mask into Bunny Mask

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Surprise intro! Mary’s coming in hot, but in denial about it. We discuss Aaron Roger’s dipshit interview. Bill brags about reaching stuff off the top shelf for strangers, and Mary reminds us of her short-legged life hack for that very situation. Mary has adopted a street, but gets mad at us and barely finishes telling us about it. Bill confesses he has a gas leaf blower. Bill has some old guy musings regarding Snoop Dogg and Cheers. Halloween wrap-up. Mary brought the Seattle Joke book, and boy have we got a song for you! Kelley is blown away to learn the seed baron Ed Hume is from the Seattle area. Mary has some cooking recipe reviews. Bill has some great workout advice. Kelley’s Hint List! Make sure your house doesn’t have a 3-foot bathtub before you purchase it. Umpire Pants Out