Unpitchable - Unblarted Territory - 021

Unpitchable Podcast

The crew talks throat punching demons, the surprising effectiveness of chicken hats, and the healing powers of Wizard Soda and Chris Pratt's voice. As you may have guessed from the title, this episode is all about the man, the myth, the mall cop: Paul Blart. That's right, it's a Blartisode. David segue's into a few Blart flicks that will break your Blart. Tim brings true Blartistry with his films that star our lovable friend, Paul "The Blart" Blart. Nick opens up the vault and releases silent but deadly Blarts that only want destruction. At Unpitchable, we pride ourselves as the #1 source of prime Blartquel material. So from our Blart to yours, we hope you enjoy this Blartastrophe. (Will somebody send this in to Guinness and see if we won the award for most times "Blart" is used in a paragraph?)