D3 & Catharses

Bachademia

• Welcome, welcome, welcome to another fun filled week of Bachademia! Like Kendal bopping back into Joe’s life, the man, the myth, Danielle’s former student Parker Aden is back! Parker, what has been happening since we last spoke with you?
• If you had to have one body part amputated, what would it be? Explain your answer…
• The show starts off on a real dramatic note. Kendall sees Joe making out with Serena and gets in her feels (I think that is what the youths say). Her and Joe have a talk. She says she has feelings for Joe. Joe basically tells her that he wouldn’t have let her go if he knew it wasn’t over.
  • Joe asks if she is over their relationship and she says it is not a good time to ask that. Is it a fair question knowing Joe is over it?
  • Joe commits to “always being there for her” do you think people who are formerly deeply romantically involved can transition to friendship?
    • How would you feel as a partner to someone who had that relationship?
  • Serena and Joe have a really interesting moment where they talk through what happened. Thoughts on how they support each other?
• Enough of this emotional crap, bring on everyone’s favorite comedy duo, Demar and ED!!!!! Demar is way good looking and smooth. He takes Maurissa aside and Riley is scared. But, he picks Chelsea and Aaron is sweating. Ed picks Nathasha…. They body paint each other.
  • Thoughts on the date?
  • Aaron commented on how Demar is a mount of a man and that concerns him. I think this really shows how Aaron views the world and relationships.
  • Ed and Natasha kiss….I don’t get it. Maybe Natasha is really lowering her standards….thoughts?
• Kenny and Mari eat Tacos off each other’s bodies. One they are smoking hot. Two, I still wouldn’t eat tacos off of either of them. Then they say they are falling in love and boink (that is the term I used in my youth).
  • Thoughts on the date? Would you give it a whirl? Is there a food you would eat off someone?
  • I am still not sold on Kenny and Mari’s connection. It seems very surface to me. Do you think their connection is possible to move past infatuation?
• Maurissa decides she needs more from Riley. They talk and Riley really shares a lot.
  • What do you think about this moment of openness?
• They get evacuated, do they like separate the guys and girls like a junior high lock in?
• They come back and cocktail party! Tia needs to choose between James and Blake. James is all in. Blake is playing it cool...but Blake makes Tia’s vagina dance. The classic case of good guy versus hot guy. Tia approaches Blake and he seems unwilling to give her more.
  • Thoughts on their argument? Does Blake owe her more? Blake threw some shade on twitter…
  • How do you feel if you are James, is winner by default ok?
• Chelsea makes out with Ivan (YES). Union leader Aaron is mad. The episode ends with them squaring up to fight…
  • What will happen next?
• Other funny happens:
  • Joe playing the uke..but it was Connor’s song!
  • Aaron said Ed’s legs were like Christmas hams...I am missing something. He looks like he has tiny legs…
  • Noah and Abigail have a sweet little date, they seem to be thriving
• Lessons learned
• Parker take us out, shout outs, major statements?