Manage episode 275182106 series 1326719
A long time ago, in a podcast far away…
It is a time of Civil War. Dave and Andy are trapped, on the run, and just opened a casket containing Sir Patrick Stewart. Cornered in a cave with horrors on the other side, they make one final effort to wake the frozen shakespearian sonnet-reader. They're just in time for the dudes to talk about Pat's favorite topic – Star Wars! That’s right, in addition to the usual shenanigans, Dave and Andy will finally do what they’ve been talking about for years… ranking all 11 Star Wars movies.
Set opinions for stun! No one asked for it, it's uncalled for, look down in the basement... it's-
Dude, did you hear?
Andy is drinking a Landshark Lager and Dave is Drinking a Blazing World IPA from Modern Times for old times’ sake.
Andy has a new take on the phrase “Kill them with kindness.” Just like everybody says, spread kindness, not... you know. *Sneezes*
Take your temperature because Dave takes you through the storyboard for the way a very popular movie almost ended totally differently.
Andy's been streaming so many shows he literally can’t wait any longer to tell you every single one of them. He coughs up Every. Single. One. He puts the stream in quarantine. Wait… what?
Dave's recommending a children’s show for adults. Don’t laugh. He’s serious. Plus, you're not smart enough for adult shows anyway. Also, you shouldn't be laughing because it's illegal in California.
And without further ado, it’s finally time for what you all came for. STAR WARS! STAR WARS!
STAR WARS! STAR WARS!
11 STAR WARS MOVIES!