TL;DR: my solution to the easing some of the pain points of a long-distance relationship: Asynchronous casual chillin. “The Elena Show” is a collection of long rambling voice messages that I frequently send to my girlfriend, Elena, while under the influence of substances. This “Podcast” is only for Elena’s ears and should not be listened to by anyone else, even others named Elena. This platform only exists for archival purposes. Random Photos from various episodes here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sdvDskFiPJQXdJNP30kQwJ99CPt2nB9H