Season 1, Episode 59: MISTAKES WERE MADE, BUT NOT BY ME!

The Hate Napkin

The THN Team revisits an old classic: poop scenes in cinema and television. Tip of the cap to the writers and cast of “Parks and Recreation,” including especially Chris Pratt, for the ol’ “marker that won’t stop” bit.

Co-host Arik couldn’t agree more: There is nothing more frustrating than when the turtle won’t go back in the shell. As sound engineer Pauly from Bali puts it: “Thank you for keeping the ‘movement’ alive.”

Also, thus ensues another THN roundtable discussion on the lack of bidets in the United States.

Special guest Carla from Burnt Korn, Alabama, is tired of friendships that become hostage situations. We’re all adults here. Stop concern trolling! And maybe stop holding your gifts and generosity over my head. Also, this pile of ashes is all that’s left of the book you sent me: “Mistakes Were Made, But Not by Me.” Best decision I made all week was lighting that fire and globally blocking you.

Next, Pauly from Bali’s epic “Guide to Bringing Back Human Remains from Southeast Asia.” Plus, how the hell did it take us 59 episodes to dump on the TSA?! If you always dreamed of being Robocop but just can’t stop stuffing your face with Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, might we recommend a career in harassing normal citizens holding their shoes and belts, plus their dead friend’s ashes, in their hands?

The episode was recorded in loving memory of Kevin. May his remains rest in peace in some corner of Newark Liberty International Airport.

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